It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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