have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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