At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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