I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.