As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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