11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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