he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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