it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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