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Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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