if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I am puke
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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