BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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