Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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