Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
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dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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