He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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