Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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