Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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