Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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