I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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