I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
if i can run in heels then i can drive
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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