i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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