Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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