My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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