that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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