I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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