We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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