I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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