Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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