Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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