Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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