Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
No subtext here. People are naked.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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