It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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