I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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