what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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