There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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