come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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