We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
