The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
