if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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