It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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