I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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