he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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