I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
These tits shall not be calmed
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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