I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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