Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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