3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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