Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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