if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.