Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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