were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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