Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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