I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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