I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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