return my video game
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
