What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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