You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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